11/01/2014 • Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie? Because he didn't have the guts!! Okay, sorry... lame halloween joke.
10/31/2014 • There's that ol' idiom that proves to never be entirely true, "There are two types of people: those who (blank)
09/29/2014 • I love coffee. I'm not prejudiced, either. I'll take it any way I can get it - regular, decaf, flavored,
08/23/2014 • Before we begin, World Octopus Day is actually October 8th, but I'm just preparing you all so that you may
07/18/2014 • Have you ever thought: "What if there were two Christmases?" Many people have thought this; I have thought this. In fact,