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Dreaming of Dry Sheets

By | source: Feb 19th, 2012

This infographic, I must confess, did comfort me. As a child I was subjected to such embarrassment. Many painful memories reiterate how torturous this condition isâ?¦ but I was not alone. Not by far.

Yeah, Iâ??m admitting it: I wet the bed until I was eight years old.

Maybe itâ??s silly to admit that to the internet, but Iâ??ll be frank: I really donâ??t care. Chances are, you (the reader) have probably pissed your bed at one point or another. Yes, one hundred per-cent of us wet the bed when we were young.

Yeah, so I only fit into ten per cent of 8 year olds who wet the bed, but câ??mon, I was a weird kid.

And I donâ??t know if any of you had this experience, but I distinctly remember a wetness-sensing electro-shock device being implanted in my bed past a certain ageâ?¦ That seems a little cruel to me now, maybe it prolonged the problem? Who knows?
In any case, donâ??t put such a machine in your childâ??s mattress. Theyâ??re scary! (via)

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