How To Disappear Online [infographic]

August 20, 2014 |  by  |  Internet, Lifestyle
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Time to put your tinfoil hats on, folks. There’s no doubt that everyone’s out to get you, so now is a better time than any to lay low for a bit.

Maybe you got bored between shows with your crude, fantasy-inspired metal band, and burned down some churches as part of your Neo-Nazi manifesto. Perhaps you started a flame war about the new Taylor Swift video on Neopets, and strangers across the country keep sending pizzas to your house with a vengeance. It could just be that you want a clean slate with social media because Aunt Sharon is leaving some of the lamest comments on your pictures. Whatever your reasons may be, I’m not here to judge; I’m here to help. It can be a bit tedious if you want to get really comprehensive about it, but the bulk of what you can do is actually pretty simple and painless.

In this day and age, a lot of our culture exists and derives from the Internet. There’s no shame in being sentimental about it, so queue up some music for the added hazy, melancholy theatrics, and welcome to your new low-key lifestyle!

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  • CharityLove

    Most of this does not work at all. For one thing, you can’t get websites removed with the Google URL remover. Using that only tells you to contact the webmaster at that URL you’re trying to get removed and good luck getting that accomplished! I’m listed as a financial advisor on one web page and I am the farthest thing from a financial advisor! Yet they will not remove that page. I have people calling me about financial advice. All I can tell them is to pay off all the balances on their credit cards and stop buying useless crap! :D

    Once you have joined a social network, you can deactivate your account, but all the stuff that ever appeared in your account is still out there in cyberspace. There is no way to delete it.

    Seek legal counsel? Sorry, that won’t work and it costs a small fortune to get nothing more done than you could have done yourself.

    • FaceAK

      That’s actually pretty sound financial advice. You should start charging… ;)

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  • ArthurDBusch

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  • stephaniejmota

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  • Andreas Mengel

    That’s for how, but where’s the why?

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