If you saw my last post, then this one probably looks familiar. I mentioned that we all probably have our embarrassing stories about our first encounters with beer, but after seeing this infographic I realized that whiskey is truly where the best humiliating narratives are tucked away.
I won’t get too much into the hairy details, but just know that somewhere there is a landfill full of flip phones with pictures of me covered in mud passed out on a tractor while cradling a handle of Evan Williams after junior prom. At that point some guy apparently swiped the bottle from me to share with his teammates on a golf trip the following day. They all got suspended due to ending up in a very similar state as me but with a lot more vomiting involved. That is the very definition of justice. I don’t know if there’s really a winner in this situation though considering that we all went out of our way to break the law only to accomplish nothing more than to make complete asses out of ourselves. At least it was fun, supposedly. Honestly I don’t remember.
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