Contrary to popular belief, the human body is a pretty badass cluster of meat and bone. I know you’re probably thinking, “I didn’t know it was popular to believe otherwise,” and I am here to tell you that you are absolutely wrong and I am ALWAYS correct. No matter what. Because, right now, I am the internet a.k.a the number one, most trustworthy collection of information, and you will absorb everything I tell you, whether you like it or not. I’ll give you an example. Moments before they die, assuming that they die of natural causes, crocodiles will nudge the other members of the brigade (a group of crocodiles) on the snout. Science still can’t explain this phenomenon. Now, was that information true or false? True. Why? Because I am the internet. And whether you believe it or not, I guarantee that someone reading this will tell someone else about the crocodile nudge. So absorb away internet users. I command you. I control you. Love is internet. Internet is right. Work. Work. WORK! It’s for the greater good. All hail Internet! Now, run along and absorb these interesting facts about the human body. [via]
